YOU SAID:
I am vigorously stroking my morning wood away
INTO JAPANESE
朝の木を激しく撫でている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm stroking the morning trees violently
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝の木を激しく撫でている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm stroking the morning tree violently
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝の木を激しく撫でている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm stroking the morning tree violently
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