YOU SAID:
I am very glad you DO NOT love child abuse because neither do I lol
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが子供の虐待を好きではないのでどちらも私は笑いないのでとても嬉しいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am very happy because I do not laugh because you don't like child abuse
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは子供の虐待が好きではないので私は笑っていないので私はとても幸せです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am very happy because I do not laugh because you do not like child abuse
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは子供の虐待が好きではないので私は笑っていないので私はとても幸せ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am very happy because I do not laugh because you do not like child abuse
That didn't even make that much sense in English.