YOU SAID:
i am trying to poo myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分でうんこしようとしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm trying to poop myself
INTO JAPANESE
自分でうんこしようとしている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
trying to poop on his own
INTO JAPANESE
自分でうんちをしようとしている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
trying to poop on his own
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