YOU SAID:
I am this close to leaving and becoming a homeless man who sells rocks
INTO JAPANESE
私はこれを離れて、岩を売るホームレスの男になります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I leave this and become a homeless man selling rocks
INTO JAPANESE
私はこれを離れて、岩を売っているホームレスの男になります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I leave this and become a homeless man selling rocks
You've done this before, haven't you.