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I am the very model of a modern Major-General I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical About binomial theorem I am teeming with a lot o' news With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse [CHORUS] With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse! With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse! With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypoten-potenuse! [MAJOR-GENERAL] I'm very good at integral and differential calculus I know the scientific names of beings animalculous In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major-General [CHORUS] In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, He is the very model of a modern Major-General! [MAJOR-GENERAL] I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes! Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore [CHORUS] And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore! And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore! And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pina-Pinafore! [MAJOR-GENERAL] Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major-General [CHORUS] In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral He is the very model of a modern Major-General! [MAJOR-GENERAL] In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin" When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat" When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee [CHORUS] You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee! You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee! You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a, sat a gee! [MAJOR-GENERAL] For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major-General [CHORUS] But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral He is the very model of a modern Major-General!

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私は近代的なメジャー将軍のモデルです。私は情報野菜、動物、ミネラルを持っています。私はイングランドの王様を知っています。私は歴史的な戦いを引用します。マラソンからウォータールーまで、よく分かります。問題は数学的で、私は方程式を理解しています。単純二次方程式について

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I is a model of a modern major general. I have information vegetable, animal and mineral. I know the Kings of England. I quote the fights historical. From Marathon to Waterloo, understand. I understand that equation, in a mathematical problem

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私は近代的な大将のモデルです。私は野菜、動物、鉱物の情報を持っています。私はイングランドの王たちを知っています。私は歴史的な戦いを引用します。マラソンからワーテルローまで、理解してください。私は数学的な問題の方程式を理解しています

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I am a model of a modern general. I have vegetable, animal and mineral information. I know the kings of England. I will quote a historic battle. From marathon to Waterloo, please understand. I understand mathematical problem equations

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私は近代的な将軍のモデルです。私は野菜、動物、鉱物の情報を持っています。私はイギリスの王を知っています。私は歴史的な戦いを引用します。マラソンからワーテルローまで、ご理解ください。私は数学的問題方程式を理解する

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I am a model of a modern general. I have vegetable, animal and mineral information. I know the King of England. I will quote a historic battle. From marathon to Waterloo, please understand. I understand mathematical problem equations

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私は近代的な将軍のモデルです。私は野菜、動物、鉱物の情報を持っています。私はイングランドの王を知っています。私は歴史的な戦いを引用します。マラソンからワーテルローまで、ご理解ください。私は数学的問題方程式を理解する

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I am a model of a modern general. I have vegetable, animal and mineral information. I know the king of England. I will quote a historic battle. From marathon to Waterloo, please understand. I understand mathematical problem equations

INTO JAPANESE

私は近代的な将軍のモデルです。私は野菜、動物、鉱物の情報を持っています。私はイングランドの王を知っています。私は歴史的な戦いを引用します。マラソンからワーテルローまで、ご理解ください。私は数学的問題方程式を理解する

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I am a model of a modern general. I have vegetable, animal and mineral information. I know the king of England. I will quote a historic battle. From marathon to Waterloo, please understand. I understand mathematical problem equations