YOU SAID:
I am the swaggiest person alive
INTO JAPANESE
私は生きている最も卑劣な人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am the most sneaky person alive
INTO JAPANESE
私は生きている中で最も卑劣な人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am the most sneaky person in my life
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の人生で最も卑劣な人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am the most sneaky person in my life
Come on, you can do better than that.