YOU SAID:
i am the same thing as a cow in the shower
INTO JAPANESE
私はシャワーを浴びている牛と同じです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm the same as a cow taking a shower
INTO JAPANESE
私は牛がシャワーを浴びているのと同じです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm the same as a cow taking a shower
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