YOU SAID:
I am the one the one the one the one the one the one lolol
INTO JAPANESE
私は1つ1つ1つ1つ1つのlolol
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have one lolol one by one one by one
INTO JAPANESE
私は1つ1つずつlololを1つずつ持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have one lolol one by one
INTO JAPANESE
私は1つずつlololを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have one lolol one by one
That didn't even make that much sense in English.