YOU SAID:
I am the master at pooping on peoples heads while scraping my moms back
INTO JAPANESE
私は母親の背中をこすりながら、人の頭にうんこをする達人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm an expert at pooping on people's heads while rubbing my mother's back
INTO JAPANESE
私は母の背中をさすりながら人の頭にうんこをするのが得意です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm good at pooping on people's heads while rubbing my mother's back.
INTO JAPANESE
私は母の背中をさすりながら人の頭にうんこをするのが得意です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm good at pooping on people's heads while rubbing my mother's back.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.