YOU SAID:
I am the man who stole your toilet seat last week while you were at the big fancy place
INTO JAPANESE
私は先週大きな派手な場所であなたの便座を盗んだ男
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a guy last week stole a big fancy places with your toilet seat
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの便座の大きな空想の場所男先週ストール
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My toilet seat your big fancy places man last week stall
INTO JAPANESE
私の便座には派手な場所で大きな男の最後の週ストール
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fancy place in my seat last week stole big man
INTO JAPANESE
先週私の席におしゃれな場所が大きな男を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Last week in the seat of my fashionable stole big man
INTO JAPANESE
先週、私の流行の席で大きな男を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Last week, stole a big guy in my fashion
INTO JAPANESE
先週、私のファッションの大きな男を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Last week, my fashion big man stole
INTO JAPANESE
先週、私のファッションの大きな男を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Last week, my fashion big man stole
That didn't even make that much sense in English.