YOU SAID:

I am the coolest of dudes and if you try to convince me otherwise I will eat your face until it no longer exists.

INTO JAPANESE

私はクールな男とそれ以外存在しないまで私はあなたの顔を食べる私を説得しようとするかどうか。

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I was a cool guy and whether or not otherwise nonexistent until I trying to convince me eat your face.

INTO JAPANESE

私はクールな男だったし、か以外存在しないまで私を説得しようとしてあなたの顔を食べる。

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I'm a cool guy was probably the non-eat your face, trying to convince me to does not exist.

INTO JAPANESE

私はクールな男はおそらく、非食べるあなたの顔、私を説得しようとしては存在しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was a cool guy probably does not exist to try to persuade your eating probably the non-face, I.

INTO JAPANESE

私はクールな男はおそらく、おそらく食べる非顔を説得しようとするは存在しない私。

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Is trying to convince non-face probably, probably eating cool guy I I do not exist.

INTO JAPANESE

おそらく、顔以外を説得するしようとしてはおそらくクールを食べる男は私はありません。

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I do not perhaps to persuade the non-face is going to probably eat cool man.

INTO JAPANESE

私は顔以外はおそらくクールな男を食べに行くを説得するためには、おそらく行います。

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In non-face perhaps a cool guy I probably do to persuade.

INTO JAPANESE

顔以外でおそらくクールな男私はおそらく行うを説得します。

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In the face probably cool man I probably do win.

INTO JAPANESE

顔で私はおそらく勝つか男のクールなおそらく。

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A cool guy in the face I will probably win maybe.

INTO JAPANESE

多分おそらく勝ちます顔でクールな男。

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In the face probably win maybe a cool dude.

INTO JAPANESE

顔でおそらく多分クールな男を獲得します。

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In the face probably maybe Gets a cool guy.

INTO JAPANESE

顔でクールな男を取得しますおそらく多分。

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Gets the cool guy in the face probably maybe.

INTO JAPANESE

おそらく多分顔でクールな男を取得します。

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Perhaps maybe in the face Gets a cool guy.

INTO JAPANESE

おそらく多分顔を取得しますクールな男。

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Cool guy probably Gets the face maybe.

INTO JAPANESE

クールな男はおそらく多分顔を取得します。

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Cool guy probably maybe gets facial.

INTO JAPANESE

クールな男はおそらく多分顔を取得します。

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Cool guy probably maybe gets facial.