YOU SAID:
I AM SWAG,AND I AM GONNA EAT CHOCOLATE
INTO JAPANESE
盗品とチョコレートを食べるつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is going to get stolen goods and chocolate.
INTO JAPANESE
それは盗品とチョコレートを得るつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is going to get stolen goods and chocolate.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.