YOU SAID:
I AM SWAG,AND I AM GONNA EAT CHOCOLATE
INTO JAPANESE
盗品とチョコレートを食べるつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is going to get stolen goods and chocolate.
INTO JAPANESE
それは盗品とチョコレートを得るつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is going to get stolen goods and chocolate.
Come on, you can do better than that.