YOU SAID:
I am sorry that my only love is an onion. It just brings me to tears....
INTO JAPANESE
私の唯一の愛は玉ねぎだとは申し訳ない。それはただ涙に私をもたらします....
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am sorry that my only love is onions. It just brings me to tears ....
INTO JAPANESE
私の唯一の愛は玉ねぎであることは残念です。それはただ涙に私をもたらします....
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a pity that my only love is onions. It just brings me to tears ....
INTO JAPANESE
私の唯一の愛は玉ねぎであることは残念です。それはただ涙に私をもたらします....
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a pity that my only love is onions. It just brings me to tears ....
That didn't even make that much sense in English.