YOU SAID:
I am sorrier than a one eyed gopher in a cactus patch
INTO JAPANESE
私はサボテン畑の片目のホリネズミよりも悲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sadder than a one-eyed gopher in a cactus field
INTO JAPANESE
サボテン畑の片目のホリネズミより悲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sadder than a one-eyed gopher in a cactus field
INTO JAPANESE
サボテン畑の片目のホリネズミよりも悲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sadder than a one-eyed gopher in a cactus field
That didn't even make that much sense in English.