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i am soooo freaking bored that i want to cry for real so im going to go cry all bye myself

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私は本当に泣きたいので、退屈な気がするsoooo酔っぱらいです

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I really want to cry, I feel boring soooo I'm drunk

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私は本当に泣きたい、私は酔ってsoooo退屈だ

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I really want to cry, I am boring soooo drunk

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本当に泣きたいは、私は退屈なので酔って

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Really want to cry, because I'm a boring drunk

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本当に泣きたい、ので、私は退屈な飲酒

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Really wanted to cry, so I drunk a boring

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本当に泣きたかった、だから私は酔ってボーリング

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Really, I wanted to cry so I drunk bowling

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実際にはそんなに泣くしたい私酔ってボーリング

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Actually don't cry so much I'd drunk and boring

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実際にそんなに私が泣いてはいけない飲酒と退屈

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Don't cry I really really drunk and boring

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ドント ・ クライ私本当に本当に酔って、退屈な

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Don't cry I really really drunk and boring