YOU SAID:
I am sock warrior. Paint my bitty purple.
INTO JAPANESE
私は靴下の戦士です。私の小さな紫を塗ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a sock warrior. Apply my little purple.
INTO JAPANESE
私は靴下の戦士です。私の小さな紫を適用します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a sock warrior. Apply my little purple.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.