YOU SAID:
I am so tired, I could kill myself with a spoon.
INTO JAPANESE
とても疲れているので、スプーンで自殺してしまいそうです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm so tired that I feel like I'm going to kill myself with a spoon.
INTO JAPANESE
とても疲れたのでスプーンで自殺してしまいそうです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm so tired that I feel like I'm going to kill myself with a spoon.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.