YOU SAID:
I am so swag haha peed my pants i guess,
INTO JAPANESE
私はとてもスワッグハハは私が推測する私のズボンをおしっこし、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I so swaghaha pee my pants I guess, and
INTO JAPANESE
私はとてもスワガハは私のズボンをおしっこすると思うし、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think so Swagaha pees my pants and
INTO JAPANESE
私はスワガハが私のズボンをおしっこすると思うし、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think Swagaha pees my pants and
INTO JAPANESE
私はスワガハが私のズボンをおしっこすると思うし、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think Swagaha pees my pants and
That didn't even make that much sense in English.