YOU SAID:
I am so sad and I wish to throw myself off a cliff. (Just kidding. I don't actually want to die. I like living too much.)
INTO JAPANESE
私はとても悲しいので崖から身を投げたい。 (冗談です。私は実際には死にたくありません。私はあまりにも多くの生活が好きです。)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm so sad that I want to throw myself from the cliff. (I'm kidding. I really don't want to die. I like too many lives.)
INTO JAPANESE
私は崖から身を投げたいのでとても悲しい。 (私は冗談です。私は本当に死にたくありません。私はあまりにも多くの命が好きです。)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am very sad because I want to throw myself from the cliff. (I am a joke. I really do not want to die. I like too many lives.)
INTO JAPANESE
私は崖から身を投げたいのでとても悲しい。 (私は冗談です。私は本当に死にたくありません。私はあまりにも多くの命が好きです。)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am very sad because I want to throw myself from the cliff. (I am a joke. I really do not want to die. I like too many lives.)
You should move to Japan!