YOU SAID:
i am so queer that it hurts my eyeballs
INTO JAPANESE
私はとても奇妙なので、それは私の眼球を傷つける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It hurts my eyeballs because I'm so weird
INTO JAPANESE
私はとても奇妙なので、それは私の眼球を痛くする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It hurts my eyeballs because I'm so weird
That didn't even make that much sense in English.