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i am so epic dude, and i eat paper

INTO JAPANESE

私はとても壮大な男です、そして私は紙を食べます

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I'm such a magnificent guy, and I eat paper

INTO JAPANESE

私はとても壮大な男です、そして、私は紙を食べます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm such a grand guy and I eat paper

INTO JAPANESE

私はとても壮大な男だと私は紙を食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a very grand guy and I eat paper

INTO JAPANESE

私は非常に壮大な男だと私は紙を食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a very grand guy and I eat paper