YOU SAID:
I am slow and it is fun and I have thirty four friends and I eat muddy muffins
INTO JAPANESE
私は遅いし、楽しいし、34人の友人がいて、泥だらけのマフィンを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am slow, fun, have 34 friends and eat mud muffins
INTO JAPANESE
私はゆっくり、楽しく、34人の友人がいて、泥マフィンを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am slow, fun, have 34 friends and eat mud muffins
That didn't even make that much sense in English.