YOU SAID:
I am sleeping like a log.
INTO JAPANESE
私は丸太のように眠っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I sleep like a log
INTO JAPANESE
私は丸太のように眠る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i sleep like a log
INTO JAPANESE
私は丸太のように眠る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i sleep like a log
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