YOU SAID:

I am sitting on the toilet drumming my thighs because that’s what normal people do right?

INTO JAPANESE

私は太ももを太鼓で洗いながらトイレに座っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I sit in the bathroom while washing my thighs with a drum.

INTO JAPANESE

太ももをドラムで洗いながらバスルームに座ります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I sit in the bathroom while washing my thighs with a drum.