YOU SAID:
I am sitting on a pile of money! I have several papercuts
INTO JAPANESE
私はお金の山に座っています!私はいくつかのペーパーカットを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sitting on a pile of money! I have some paper cuts
INTO JAPANESE
私はお金の山に座っています!紙切れがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sitting on a pile of money! There is a piece of paper
INTO JAPANESE
私はお金の山に座っています!一枚の紙があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sitting on a pile of money! I have a piece of paper
INTO JAPANESE
私はお金の山に座っています!私は一枚の紙を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sitting on a pile of money! I have a piece of paper
That didn't even make that much sense in English.