YOU SAID:

I am sitting in between a christmas tree and a large, smelly dog that also happens to be hollow and poorly behaved.

INTO JAPANESE

私はクリスマス ツリーと大きな臭い犬の間に座っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm sitting between a Christmas tree and a big smelly dog.

INTO JAPANESE

私はクリスマスツリーと大きな臭い犬の間に座っています.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm sitting between a Christmas tree and a big smelly dog.