YOU SAID:
I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
INTO JAPANESE
私は深刻なシャーリーって呼ぶし、。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And call me Shirley is serious.
INTO JAPANESE
私を呼び出すとシャーリーは深刻。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And call me Shirley is serious.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.