YOU SAID:
I am secretly a potato
INTO JAPANESE
私はひそかにジャガイモです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I secretly is a potato
INTO JAPANESE
私は密かにジャガイモです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am secretly a potato
INTO JAPANESE
私はひそかにジャガイモです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I secretly is a potato
INTO JAPANESE
私は密かにジャガイモです
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium