YOU SAID:

I am Satan, now give me your soul mortal, just kidding I don't know the difference between lettuce and spinach

INTO JAPANESE

私はサタン、今私に魂致命傷を与える、冗談私はレタスとほうれん草の違いを知らない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Satan I'm joking I don't know the difference between lettuce and spinach, now give me mortally wounded soul

INTO JAPANESE

私は冗談でレタスとほうれん草の違いを知っていないサタンは今私に致命傷の魂を与える

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not know the difference between lettuce and spinach in a joke he now give mortal soul to me

INTO JAPANESE

彼は今、私に人間の魂を与える冗談のレタスとほうれん草の違いがわからない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He do not know the difference joke now, give me the soul of man of lettuce and spinach

INTO JAPANESE

彼は冗談を今、レタスとほうれん草の人間の魂を与える私の違いを知っていません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He doesn't know my joke now, giving the soul of man of lettuce and spinach.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は今、私の冗談を知らないレタスとほうれん草の人間の魂を与えます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He gives the soul of spinach and lettuce now, knows the joke my man.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は今レタスとほうれん草の魂を与える、冗談私の男を知っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He now gives the soul of lettuce and spinach, joke my man you know.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は今、レタス、ほうれん草、魂を与える私の男は、あなたが知っている冗談します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He is now, lettuce, spinach, and soul to give my guy a joke you know.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は今、レタス、ほうれん草とあなたが知っている冗談私の男を与える魂です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He knows now, lettuce, spinach and your soul give a joke my man.

INTO JAPANESE

彼を知っている今、レタス、ほうれん草、魂与える冗談私の男。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now he knows, lettuce, spinach, and soul gives joke my man.

INTO JAPANESE

今彼は知っている、レタス、ほうれん草と魂を与える冗談私の男。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now he knows, lettuce, spinach, and soul to give joke my man.

INTO JAPANESE

今彼は知っている、レタス、ほうれん草、冗談私の男を与える魂。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now he knows, lettuce, spinach, a soul giving my man a joke.

INTO JAPANESE

今彼は知っている、レタス、ほうれん草、冗談私の男を与える魂。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now he knows, lettuce, spinach, a soul giving my man a joke.