YOU SAID:
I am ready to Kermit myself to nothing
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身を何もしないでKermitする準備ができています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am ready to Kermit myself without doing anything
INTO JAPANESE
私は何もせずに自分自身をカーミットする準備ができています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am ready to Kermit myself without doing anything
That didn't even make that much sense in English.