YOU SAID:

i am ready to jump off the hill and roll to the bottom and die a slow painful death

INTO JAPANESE

私は丘から飛び降りて底に転がり、ゆっくりと痛みを伴う死を遂げる準備ができています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm ready to jump off the hill, roll to the bottom, and die slowly and painfully

INTO JAPANESE

私は丘から飛び降りて、底に転がり、ゆっくりと痛々しく死ぬ準備ができています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm ready to jump off the hill, roll to the bottom, and die slowly and painfully