YOU SAID:
I am pretending to be a tomato.
INTO JAPANESE
麻薬中毒者を装った 警官だったのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was a cop pretending to be a junkie.
INTO JAPANESE
麻薬中毒者を装った 警官だったのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was a cop pretending to be a junkie.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.