YOU SAID:
I am presently bored, and thus have elected to distract myself!
INTO JAPANESE
私は現在退屈しているので、気をそらすために選ばれました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm bored now, so I was chosen to distract!
INTO JAPANESE
私は今退屈しているので、私は気をそらすために選ばれました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm bored now, so I was chosen to distract!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.