YOU SAID:
I am pooping right now.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今うんちをしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm pooping now
INTO JAPANESE
今うんこしてる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
pooping now
INTO JAPANESE
今うんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
poop now
INTO JAPANESE
今うんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
poop now
You should move to Japan!