YOU SAID:
i am pooping my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンをうんちです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In my pants, yes is POO.
INTO JAPANESE
自分のズボンうんちは、はい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In my pants yes, Yes.
INTO JAPANESE
はい、はい私のズボン。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, Yes in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
はい、はい私のズボンで。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, Yes in my pants.
You should move to Japan!