YOU SAID:

I am on the eve of my philosophy exam. Send me help or death, either one works-

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私は哲学試験の前夜です。助けを送ってください、それとも死を送ってください、どちらでも効果があります-

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I'm on the eve of my philosophy exam. Send me help, or send me death, either will work-

INTO JAPANESE

哲学試験の前夜です。助けを送ってください、それとも死を送ってください、どちらでもうまくいきます-

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It's the night before the philosophy exam. Send me help, or send me death, it doesn't matter-

INTO JAPANESE

哲学試験前夜です。助けを送っても、死を送っても、それは問題ではありません-

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's the night before the philosophy exam. Send help or death, it doesn't matter-

INTO JAPANESE

哲学試験前夜です。助けを送ろうが死を送ろうが関係ない――

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It's the night before the philosophy exam. It doesn't matter whether you send help or death—

INTO JAPANESE

哲学試験前夜です。助けを送ろうが死を送ろうが関係ない――

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's the night before the philosophy exam. Send help or send death, it doesn't matter--

INTO JAPANESE

哲学試験前夜です。助けを送るか、死を送るか、それは問題ではありません--

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's the night before the philosophy exam. Send help or send death, it doesn't matter--