YOU SAID:
I am on fire right now
INTO JAPANESE
私は今、火の午前
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am now, the morning of the fire
INTO JAPANESE
私は、今、火の朝午前
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I, now, the fire of the morning morning
INTO JAPANESE
朝の朝の私、今、火
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Morning morning I, now, fire
INTO JAPANESE
朝の朝、私、今、火
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Morning of the morning, I, now, fire
INTO JAPANESE
朝の朝、私は、今、火
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Morning of the morning, I, now, fire
You should move to Japan!