YOU SAID:

i am officially becoming a fat saltine, my friend

INTO JAPANESE

私は正式に脂肪の塩味は、私の友人になっています

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I officially has become my friend fat salty

INTO JAPANESE

正式に私の友人の脂肪塩辛いをなっています。

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My friends fat salty officially have been.

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人の脂肪塩辛い正式にされています。

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My friend's fat has been officially salty.

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人の脂肪は、正式に塩辛いされています。

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My friends fat, salty officially have been.

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人の脂肪、塩味は正式にされています。

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My friend's fat, salty are officially.

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人の脂肪、塩味が正式です。

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It is officially my friend's fat, salty.

INTO JAPANESE

それは正式に私の友人の脂肪、塩味です。

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It is officially my friend's fat, salty.