YOU SAID:
I am off to never never land.
INTO JAPANESE
私は決してしない土地にオフ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was in never land off.
INTO JAPANESE
決して土地にいました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Never been to the land.
INTO JAPANESE
土地に行ったこと。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It went to the land.
INTO JAPANESE
それは土地に行きました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It went to the land.
Come on, you can do better than that.