YOU SAID:
I am of the mind that if we are going to fight the war on terror, we should start at this nations haunted houses
INTO JAPANESE
私たちがテロと戦うつもりなら、この国のお化け屋敷から始めるべきだと思います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If we're going to fight terrorism, I think we should start with haunted houses in this country.
INTO JAPANESE
テロと戦うなら、この国のお化け屋敷から始めるべきだと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I believe that if we are to fight terrorism, we should start with haunted houses in this country.
INTO JAPANESE
テロと戦うなら、この国のお化け屋敷から始めるべきだと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I believe that if we are to fight terrorism, we should start with haunted houses in this country.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.