YOU SAID:
i am not your father i am your friend that likes pizza with pineapple
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの父親ではありません、私はパイナップルのピザが好きなあなたの友達です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm not your father, I'm your friend who likes pineapple pizza
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの父親ではありません、パイナップルピザが好きなあなたの友人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm not your father, I'm your friend who likes pineapple pizza
That didn't even make that much sense in English.