YOU SAID:

I am not not going back never ever again because there are idiots who creep me at 3am uh oh theres an idiot creeping at me aaaaaaaa

INTO JAPANESE

もう二度と戻らないんだ午前3時に気絶させてくれるバカがいるから

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm never coming back, because there are idiots who will stun me at 3: 00 in the morning.

INTO JAPANESE

朝の３時に気絶させる馬鹿がいるから

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There's an idiot who passes out at 3: 00 in the morning.

INTO JAPANESE

朝の３時に気絶する馬鹿がいる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is a fool who faints at three o'clock in the morning.

INTO JAPANESE

朝の３時に気絶する馬鹿がいる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is a fool who faints at three o'clock in the morning.