YOU SAID:
I am not a potato and my name is Daniel and I have a friend who is a fly who is called poo.
INTO JAPANESE
私はジャガイモではありません、そして私の名前はダニエルです、そして私はうんちと呼ばれるハエである友人がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not a potato, and my name is Daniel, and I have a friend who is a fly called pup.
INTO JAPANESE
私はジャガイモではありません、そして私の名前はダニエルです、そして私は子犬と呼ばれるハエである友人がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not a potato, and my name is Daniel, and I have a friend who is a fly called a puppy.
INTO JAPANESE
私はじゃがいもではありません、そして私の名前はダニエルです、そして私は子犬と呼ばれるハエである友人がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not a potato, and my name is Daniel, and I have a friend who is a fly called a puppy.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.