YOU SAID:
I am not a goat I am a man in a goat suit I miss my wife
INTO JAPANESE
私は山羊ではない私は山羊のスーツを着た男妻が恋しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm not a goat i miss a man and wife in a goat suit
INTO JAPANESE
私は山羊ではないので、山羊のスーツを着た男と妻が恋しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm not a goat, so I miss a man and a wife in a goat suit
INTO JAPANESE
私は山羊ではないので、山羊のスーツを着た男と妻が恋しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm not a goat, so I miss a man and a wife in a goat suit
That didn't even make that much sense in English.