YOU SAID:
I am loving you're horse, do you mind petting him?
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが馬であることを愛しています、あなたは彼をかわいがることを気にしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love you being a horse, do you care about petting him?
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが馬であることを愛しています、あなたは彼をかわいがることを気にしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I love you being a horse, do you care about petting him?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.