YOU SAID:
I am lost in the woods! North is South, East is West, when you're not here
INTO JAPANESE
恋の迷い子!あなたがここにいないとき、北は南、東は西です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lost in the Woods! North is south, east is west when you are not here
INTO JAPANESE
恋の迷い子!あなたがここにいないとき、北は南、東は西です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lost in the Woods! North is south, east is west when you are not here
That didn't even make that much sense in English.