YOU SAID:
I am like ninety nine percent sure that donald trump eats baboon booty on the daily
INTO JAPANESE
ドナルド・トランプは毎日ヒヒの戦利品を食べると99%確信しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Donald Trump is 99% confident that he will eat baboon loot every day
INTO JAPANESE
ドナルド・トランプは、ヒヒの略奪品を毎日食べると99%確信しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Donald Trump is 99% confident that he will eat baboon looting everyday
INTO JAPANESE
ドナルド・トランプは99%、毎日ヒヒを略奪することを確信しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Donald Trump is 99% confident of looting daily baboons
INTO JAPANESE
ドナルド・トランプは99%が毎日のヒヒを略奪すると確信しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Donald Trump is confident that 99% will plunder daily baboons
INTO JAPANESE
ドナルド・トランプは99%が毎日のヒヒを略奪すると確信しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Donald Trump is confident that 99% will plunder daily baboons
That didn't even make that much sense in English.