YOU SAID:
i am in the big blue ocean near the big sandy beach under the big heavy colourful umbrella on a huge striped beach towel on the big sandy beach
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きな砂浜の巨大な縞模様のビーチタオルの大きな重いカラフルな傘の下の大きな砂浜の近くの大きな青い海にいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm in the big blue waters near a large sandy beach under a big heavy colorful umbrella of huge striped beach towels on a large sandy beach
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きな砂浜の巨大なストライプのビーチタオルの大きな重いカラフルな傘の下で大きな砂浜の近くの大きな青い海にいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm in the big blue sea near a big sandy beach under a big heavy colorful umbrella of huge striped beach towels on a large sandy beach
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きな砂浜の巨大なストライプのビーチタオルの大きな重いカラフルな傘の下で大きな砂浜の近くの大きな青い海にいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm in the big blue sea near a big sandy beach under a big heavy colorful umbrella of huge striped beach towels on a large sandy beach
That didn't even make that much sense in English.