YOU SAID:
i am in near constant mild agony
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私はほぼ一定穏やかな苦しみで午前
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I am in almost constant gentle suffering
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私は、ほぼ一定の穏やかな苦しみで午前
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I am at a substantially constant gentle suffering
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私は実質的に一定の穏やかな苦痛で午前
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I essentially am in constant mild pain
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私は基本的に一定の軽度の痛みで午前
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I basically am in constant mild pain
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私は基本的に一定の軽度の痛みで午前
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I basically am in constant mild pain
That didn't even make that much sense in English.