YOU SAID:
I am in my mother's fourth grade class right now and there are children. I do not like children. They are nasty. I am dying.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今、私の母の4年生のクラスにいます、そして、子供がいます。私は子供が好きではありません。彼らは厄介です。私は死んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am in my mother's fourth grade class now, and I have children. I do not like children. They are troublesome. I am dead.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今、私の母の4年生のクラスにいます、そして私は子供をもうけます。私は子供が好きではありません。彼らは面倒です。私は死んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am in my mother's fourth grade class now, and I have children. I do not like children. They are troublesome. I am dead.
You've done this before, haven't you.